Dear Ike,

I’m sorry for putting you in that obedience school, but you have been being a bad boy . You ate the pot pie. I shouldn’t have to tell you not to eat the chicken pot pie! You have your OWN bowl of food. Also you should calm down when it comes to the neighbor’s cats. And yes, you may have saved me from getting hit, but that’s no reason for me to get you out of your dog prison. Yes I do know how many years it is in dog years, but maybe if you be good and calm down I might come get you early.

Love Always,

Mrs.LaRue